Is My Head Screwed On?

Ok, so I have prided myself on having an AWESOME memory, but lately it's not so awesome. I have lost my favorite coffee mug, a Van Gogh novel, with my favorite froggy bookmark, and.... holy cow I can't even remember the list of things I've lost in the last couple of months! What the heck?

This whole memory loss thing adds to me feeling crazy. For example, I took off my glasses tonight to change from work clothes to comfy clothes. I remember putting my glasses on my bed. I remember changing my clothes. I remember putting my glasses on my face. I remember going in the living room to warm up by the fire. After my Beloveds went to bed I turned on the TV, at some point I realize it was blurry I wasn't wearing my glasses. Ummm I didn't remember taking them off. When did that happen? And why did I take them off in the first place? I searched the house three times feeling like an idiot before I found them in the bathroom. I don't remember going into the bathroom, but I do remember having to pee.

So is my brain so muddled with the bingo balls bouncing around in there that I don't have conscious thought about what I'm doing, and where I'm doing it? I just hope my head is screwed on or I'm going to be in a world of hurt.